A magical ritual

Do you have a broken heart? Then what do you think about this ritual?

Go to a fast food restaurant. Walk around it five times.

Spit to the right of your left shoe but to the left of your right shoe.

Go into the fast food restaurant and order three deciliter of salt.

The salt should be distributed on three plates, one deciliter on each plate. This is very important.

Sit at a table facing the north side of the restaurant. Line up the plates in front of you horizontally.

Stare at the salt on the left plate for seven minutes. Smell the salt on the left for seven seconds. Then lick the edge of the middle plate.

When you lick the plate, you will taste the salt. Even though there is no salt.

When you feel the salt on your tongue, you are cured.

What did you think of this ritual? Pure nonsense, I guess. But it was quite fun to write.

Now the fate of people is in your hands. You are to write a ritual that will help against any ailment.

3 minutes

I suggest that you spend 3 on this writing exericse.

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